Playmobile Purists United
"Our figures don't need knees — they stand on principle."
Join our fight against the tyranny of LEGO!
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Why Playmobile is Superior
Playmobile has been the PREMIER toy construction system since 1974, long before those Danish interlopers tried to copy our success!
Our figures have CLASS and DIGNITY, unlike those knee-bending LEGO freaks who can't even hold their accessories properly!
Playmobile teaches children about REAL LIFE - knights, pirates, zoo keepers - not some made-up space nonsense!
Our bricks are PEACEFUL - no violent conflict, just wholesome plastic fun!
LEGO IS THE TOOL OF SATAN!
Playmobile Hall of Honor
Brave Knight
Defender of Plastic Peace
Smiling Zookeeper
Keeper of Plastic Animals
Stolid Dentist
Hero of Oral Hygiene
These are REAL heroes, not like those LEGO minifigs with their creepy smiles!
Playmobile vs LEGO: SCIENTIFIC PROOF
| Metric | Playmobile | LEGO |
|---|---|---|
| Smile Width to Body Ratio | 0.25 (Perfect) | 0.45 (Creepy) |
| Knee Flexibility | 0 (Stands Tall) | 90° (Weak) |
| Hairpiece Stability | 100% Secure | Falls Off Constantly |
| Philosophical Depth | Existential | Shallow |
As you can see, the numbers don't lie! Playmobile is OBJECTIVELY better!
About Don Chess
I am Don Chess, proud owner of DonsPlaymobileParadise and lifelong Playmobile enthusiast.
For decades I have fought against the LEGO menace and their brainwashed followers.
My Conflict with Chris Chan:
Since the early 2000s, I have been engaged in a bitter ideological war with Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian) and their Sonichu abomination.
While they peddle their disgusting "Lego-based" Sonichu nonsense, I stand firm in my Playmobile convictions.
Our battles have been LEGENDARY across multiple forums and message boards.
This section last updated: 06/12/2007
In Memory of Mr. Peepers
1998 - 2010
"The best bat a Playmobile collector could ask for"
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Recent Entries:
LEGOH8R: Playmobile sucks! LEGO rules!
Posted: 05/23/2006 (IP BANNED)
PlaymoFan99: Don, you're my hero! Down with LEGO!
Posted: 10/31/2005
ChristineC: Your plastic people are inferior to my Sonichu LEGO creations!
Posted: 04/01/2004 (BANNED FOR LIFE)
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